Application Letter from God

To Whom It May Concern:

I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact, I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic. If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus, on the cross of Calvary.

What I need from you is the acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all your sin and to depend on me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth.

I will make some major changes and revisions, and they are not for you to worry about! I need your permission though to execute these changes. It will be my way, and in my time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.

Please keep your hands out of my way! Don't try to help me and don't resist me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give me this, then the process can go smoothly, and without delays.

Yours Sincerely,

GOD
P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM.